Book Review: The Vampire Relationship Guide Vol 1: Meeting & Mating

Author: Evelyn Lafont
Title: Vampire Relationship Guide: Volume 1 Meeting & Mating
Publisher: Helios Media Inc
Publish Date: March 29, 2011
Review Copy Provided By: The Bookish Snob Promotions and the author
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Book Blurb: Josie wants what she’s never been able to have—sex with a vampire. When she receives an invitation to a party thrown by one of the world’s richest vamps, she doesn’t stop to question her luck; she just jumps into her favorite stilettos and heads out to the event of a lifetime, secretly hoping that she’ll come home with a party favor in the shape of a sexy coffin dweller.


But the great undead, much to Josie’s chagrin, aren’t just pale sexbots with pointy teeth waiting to satisfy her carnal desires—they are dangerous…and sometimes cranky. With a single-minded focus on fulfilling her sole sexual longing, Josie unwittingly entrenches herself in the twisted and sometimes antagonistic world of vampire relationships with no one to guide her, but herself.

Review: It isn't often that I say this about a novella, but GO OUT AND BUY THIS! The Vampire Relationship Guide was one of the funniest things I've read.

Josie is a totally fun heroine that most of us won't identify with, but will all love. She's got some pretty strange priorities and she wants to date a vampire, mostly for some pretty shallow reasons. You know...because they are all hot!

Thanks to a party she gets a shot at a vamp! Gregory is her perfect vampire lover...or so she thinks...Then there is Walker...kinda like Texas Ranger. He's a bad boy. Everything she really wouldn't want in a guy or a vamp, but he's fun. (and annoying). Either vamp could have bit me!

This was such a quick read. I didn't want it to end. I loved how both of the vamps weren't quite what they seemed. I was also surprised at how Gregory turned out. He wasn't quite what I expected him to be, but that's what made the book so fun.

The Vampire Relationship Guide was a pleasure to read. Those 90 pages went by too fast though! I want more!!

Rating: 5 flowers